A Love Hate Relationship

I love love

love loves me,

but sometimes we fight over whose going to make dinner.

but then love cries,

because i punched love in the face.

Love once told me that i would never be able to dunk like him.

but then i got a stool,

and then love had nothing to say.

but later that night love said,

"i still cant believe you got a stool."

Love is frustrating. 

love takes up way too much room in the bed.

so i push love off

and then i feel bad cause sometimes love hits the wall.

and then i laugh, because it probably hurt.

Me and love met when we were children

love made me cry because love was stronger than i was.

love made me climb a tree,

and i fell because of love.

that was the first time i loved love. 

Me and love fight all the time,

but i never get tired of the way love feels.

except for when love brings Nerf guns.

cause well that means the beginning of a long and excruciating ugly selfie war with love.

but of course i win, because love is just too beautiful.